2009/03/04

Like The Thunder

Here's what I found in one of my work mailboxes:

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Merit hereafter by killing (this creature), even of the sun,
the moon, or the fire, that is the is almost adored. He
has learned to excel them watercresses in the street or
by stitching in diadem adorned with many gems, like the
thunder.

God I wish I could write like that.

4 comments:

  1. Automatic translation from ancient Burmese?

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  2. Hmm, dunno. Did they have watercress? Have they ever really learned to excel them? In the street, no less?

    Everybody knows it's easy to excel watercress in the safety of your own home, but it takes serious guts to do it in the street.

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  3. ej, u mnie kiedys byl fragment Stendhala, serio!

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  4. Bo Stendhal pewnie wszystko zerżnął ze spamu. Bydlak.

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